rapedbyrapture:

It is your wedding day, you have waited for this moment all of your life. 

The ceremony begins, and  as you watch your bride-to-be begin her walk down the isle, the music begins…

KISS KISS, FALL IN LOVE.  

the-laughing-cactus:

the man at Starbucks asked what my name was and i freaked out and told him it was carpet

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whotags:

#Steve Irwin of time and space (via wholet)

(Source: oswinsleaf)

colonelmustangsnipples:

passion:

how to have a flat stomach

1. remove all of your organs

samsontomorrow:

HIS FACE AND UTTER CONFUSION.

drarna:

REALLY PISSES ME OFF WHEN YOU CATCH YOUR PARENTS GOSSIPING ABOUT YOU TO FAMILY MEMBERS LIKE TALK SHIT GET HIT BITCH

(Source: f-ume)

honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

mitunas-choice-rump:

becominginspired:

Are you fucking kidding me

imagine going to pick this shit up and you can’t i’d get so pissed omg

(Source: aneba)